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    Default I Forgot to Put my Panties on..


    Police officer George and officer Mary had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and after I showered, I forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them."
    George replied, "We don't have to go back, just give the K-9 unit, Fido, one sniff, and he will go fetch them for you." It was a hot day and Mary didn't feel like heading back to the station, so she lifted her skirt for the dog. Fido's nose shoots between her legs, sniffing and snorting. After 10 seconds of sniffing, Fido's ears pick up, he sniffs the wind, and he is off in a flash towards the station house.
    Ten minutes go by and no sign of Fido. Fifteen minutes pass, and the dog is nowhere to be seen. Twenty minutes pass, and they are starting to worry. Twenty five minutes pass, and they hear sirens in the distance. The sirens get louder and louder. Suddenly, followed by a dozen police cars, Fido rounds the corner with the Desk
    Sergeant's penis in his mouth.


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    but no Sergeant??? lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    but no Sergeant??? lol
    Guess it will be all work from now on..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman View Post
    Guess it will be all work from now on..lol
    it just goes to show ya that if you want it done right you gotta do it yourself! lol

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    If I were her I'd be pissed, he had some nerve borrowing her panties without asking!..lol..








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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    it just goes to show ya that if you want it done right you gotta do it yourself! lol
    If that had been me, I would have sniffed her crotch and went looking for the panties myself..maybe..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexysadie View Post
    If I were her I'd be pissed, he had some nerve borrowing her panties without asking!..lol..
    I think he must have borrowed a little of her puddin' and not her panties. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman View Post
    If that had been me, I would have sniffed her crotch and went looking for the panties myself..maybe..lol
    like hell! lol what panties??? lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexysadie View Post
    If I were her I'd be pissed, he had some nerve borrowing her panties without asking!..lol..
    lmfao ... good one Sister Friend! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    lmfao ... good one Sister Friend! lol
    hehehe..thank you Squirt!..lol..some men just don't know where to draw the line..lol..but I bet he looked cute in them..

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    I think you two missed the joke. The dest sergeant had been screwing her and that is where the dog picked up the scent after sniffing her crotch. So he bit off his dick and brought it back to them..

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    lol - welcome to world of hidden fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman View Post
    I think you two missed the joke. The dest sergeant had been screwing her and that is where the dog picked up the scent after sniffing her crotch. So he bit off his dick and brought it back to them..
    That's what he gets for wearing her panties without her permission..lol..








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    Quote Originally Posted by sexysadie View Post
    That's what he gets for wearing her panties without her permission..lol..
    He WAS NOT wearing her panties..damn you have a hard head..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    it just goes to show ya that if you want it done right you gotta do it yourself! lol
    Aww Squirt I'm sure you can get a helping hamd (or something) from someone...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman View Post
    He WAS NOT wearing her panties..damn you have a hard head..lol
    ROTFLMAO!!..Oh god, I have tears in my eyes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexysadie View Post
    ROTFLMAO!!..Oh god, I have tears in my eyes!
    me thinks the man doth protest too much ... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinnie View Post
    Aww Squirt I'm sure you can get a helping hamd (or something) from someone...
    you'd help me remember to put my panties on? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexysadie View Post
    ROTFLMAO!!..Oh god, I have tears in my eyes!
    I think the Sargeant would have them as well.



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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    you'd help me remember to put my panties on? lol
    or something like that.



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