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    Default Granny's got a Shrimp Between her Legs

    Little Johnny runs into the living room one day and says, "Mom, why
    has Granny got a shrimp between her legs?" "Don't be silly; Granny
    hasn't got a shrimp between her legs!" his mother replies. But Little
    Johnny is insistent "She has, she has!" he shouts. With this his
    mother grabs Little Johnny by the hand and says, "OK, I have had
    enough of your foolishness. Show me!" Little Johnny drags his mother
    into grandma's room where, being a very hot evening, Granny is fast
    asleep on top of her bed with no clothes on. Little Johnny drags his
    mother to the end of the bed and points between Granny's legs. "Look
    I told you so" he says. "See the little shrimp!" His mother calmly
    decides she had better explain. "OK, Johnny, I know it looks a bit
    like a little shrimp but it's called a clitoris." "That's funny"
    retorts Little Johnny "It tastes like shrimp...


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    and smells fishy also?~~~~~~~(that proves it!)
    Please accept this Rose as a symbol of my undying affection...or I'll bite your ass! (Maybe nibble?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by tongues_r4_fun View Post
    and smells fishy also?~~~~~~~(that proves it!)
    But it's one of the few times that fish smell good..lol

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    ewwwwwwwww ... lol that's his grandma! lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    ewwwwwwwww ... lol that's his grandma! lol

    My thought's exactly .

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    That's just wrong. Funny but wrong. lol


    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman View Post
    Little Johnny runs into the living room one day and says, "Mom, why
    has Granny got a shrimp between her legs?" "Don't be silly; Granny
    hasn't got a shrimp between her legs!" his mother replies. But Little
    Johnny is insistent "She has, she has!" he shouts. With this his
    mother grabs Little Johnny by the hand and says, "OK, I have had
    enough of your foolishness. Show me!" Little Johnny drags his mother
    into grandma's room where, being a very hot evening, Granny is fast
    asleep on top of her bed with no clothes on. Little Johnny drags his
    mother to the end of the bed and points between Granny's legs. "Look
    I told you so" he says. "See the little shrimp!" His mother calmly
    decides she had better explain. "OK, Johnny, I know it looks a bit
    like a little shrimp but it's called a clitoris." "That's funny"
    retorts Little Johnny "It tastes like shrimp...

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    Daddy eats little Johnny's mama, so little Johnny eats daddy's mama to get even with him..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman View Post
    Daddy eats little Johnny's mama, so little Johnny eats daddy's mama to get even with him..

    Way to gross. Nothing like keeping it in the family!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ember1975 View Post
    Way to gross. Nothing like keeping it in the family!
    Must be some redneck hillbillys..lol

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