Little Johnny runs into the living room one day and says, "Mom, why
has Granny got a shrimp between her legs?" "Don't be silly; Granny
hasn't got a shrimp between her legs!" his mother replies. But Little
Johnny is insistent "She has, she has!" he shouts. With this his
mother grabs Little Johnny by the hand and says, "OK, I have had
enough of your foolishness. Show me!" Little Johnny drags his mother
into grandma's room where, being a very hot evening, Granny is fast
asleep on top of her bed with no clothes on. Little Johnny drags his
mother to the end of the bed and points between Granny's legs. "Look
I told you so" he says. "See the little shrimp!" His mother calmly
decides she had better explain. "OK, Johnny, I know it looks a bit
like a little shrimp but it's called a clitoris." "That's funny"
retorts Little Johnny "It tastes like shrimp...