Kids' Books that teach those valuable lessons

[Psycho Sister Satan]

[Pixsurguy]

Originally Posted by Psycho Sister Satan

Oh man - after reviewing those I have come to the conclusion that . . . I love you. hehehehehehehehe

[Psycho Sister Satan]

Originally Posted by Pixsurguy

Oh man - after reviewing those I have come to the conclusion that . . . I love you. hehehehehehehehe

aww.. and here I thought you did before..

[Pixsurguy]

Originally Posted by Psycho Sister Satan

aww.. and here I thought you did before..

It's increased.

[Psycho Sister Satan]

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[Pixsurguy]

Originally Posted by Psycho Sister Satan

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You realize, of course, that the right-wing now has both of us on their hit list?
You for posting such horrors and me for enjoying them so much.

[Psycho Sister Satan]

Originally Posted by Pixsurguy

You realize, of course, that the right-wing now has both of us on their hit list?
You for posting such horrors and me for enjoying them so much.

I often wonder if lighting will hit me...

[Pixsurguy]

Originally Posted by Psycho Sister Satan

I often wonder if lighting will hit me...

Have you heard about the guy in NC who has been hit multiple times (not sure how many but more than three)? Somehow he's survived, but he's scared to go outside.
I'd hide under the bed. Wanna hide there with me?

[squirt]

Dr. Seuss's Lesser Known Books

1. The Cat in the Blender
2. Are You My Proctologist?
3. Fox in Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Feels a Ho
6. The Lemon-Fresh Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the F*** Out!
12. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
13. The Bitch Set Me Up
14. I've Fallen---And I Can't Get Up!
15. Yentl the Lentil
16. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
17. Aunts in My Pants
18. Hop On Mom
19. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
20. Horton Fakes an Orgasm
21. The Grinch's Ten Inches