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    Icon17 The Day After Christmas

    It's one day after Christmas
    I'm crabby and I'm broke.
    I'm so full of ham and fruitcake
    I think I'm gonna croak.

    It's nice to see the relatives
    I wonder when they'll leave.
    They've been camping in my bathroom
    since early Christmas Eve.

    They're eating everything in sight
    and sleeping in my bed.
    I been sacked out in the basement
    with my beagle, Fred.

    The relatives have all gone out
    and left their screaming brats.
    The toilet bowl is all plugged up
    and I can't find the cat.

    It's Christmastime at my house,
    the relatives are here.
    They eat me out of house and home.
    and drink up all my beer.

    I love the decorations,
    and the sleigh bells in the snow
    But I wish those pesky relatives
    would take their kids and go.

    Those cookie crunchers fed the dog
    a twenty pound rib roast.
    His feet are sticking in the air
    like skinny old fence posts.

    Now they're in a free-for-all,
    the girls against the boys.
    They're fighting over boxes
    'cause they're bored with all their toys

    My mother-in-law is snoring
    in my favorite TV chair.
    Those kids are stringing lights on her
    and tinseling her hair

    I oughta wake her up
    before the fireworks begin.
    But I wanna see those blue sparks fly
    when they plug her in.







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    That's gotta be the Yoopers, right?





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    Quote Originally Posted by Country17 View Post
    That's gotta be the Yoopers, right?
    Sounds like my house I have a dog named Fred! LOL!


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