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    Icon17 Country bitch v City Bitch



    Country Bitch vs. City Bitch

    "A city bitch will take you
    Where you need to go.
    A country bitch throws you her keys
    And says it needs gas in it!

    A city bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it.
    A country bitch will say beat her ass
    And look at the crowd and say
    "nobody better jump in!"

    A city bitch will let another bitch know
    She can back the fuck up or
    Get knocked the fuck out.
    A country bitch will just knock her out!!!

    A city bitch tells you,
    she's had enough to drink.
    A country bitch tells you
    We need another shot,
    We bout to get fucked up!

    A city bitch goes to the club with you
    And sits down.
    A country bitch goes to the club with you
    And says lets show these city bitches
    How we do it.

    A city bitch wonders
    Who your new man is.
    A country bitch
    Knows his first name, last name ,
    His birthday, where he lives,
    Who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's
    Where he works, how many babies mama's he has,
    And how many bitches he is talking to right now!!!

    A city bitch thinks the friendship is over
    When you have an argument.
    A country bitch lets you know
    That was f***Ed up,
    But I still love you ."

    A city bitch expects you to
    Always be there for them.
    A country bitch knows you will
    Always be there for them,
    They don't have to expect shit.

    A city bitch reads this e-mail,
    Realizes that she is a city bitch
    And then deletes it.
    A country
    Bitch passes this
    To her country bitches
    Without thinking about it.

    Pass this to all your country bitches......
    If you don't get it back then
    I don't know what the hell U are lmao
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    And that is why I like those country bitches...lol


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    hehehehe ...











    Mi vida Loca over and over
    destiny turns on a dime
    I go where the wind blows
    you can't tame a wild rose
    Welcome to my crazy life ♥

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    Country Bitches rule!!! lol


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    Geesh....I could really realte myself into this ones....These are almost like watching myself and my biatch in a mirror! ilmao

    A city bitch thinks the friendship is over
    When you have an argument.
    A country bitch lets you know
    That was f***Ed up,
    But I still love you ."

    A city bitch expects you to
    Always be there for them.
    A country bitch knows you will
    Always be there for them,
    They don't have to expect shit.

    haha....and thats when i also realizes im sorta of a highway biatch too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Country17 View Post
    Country Bitches rule!!! lol
    lmao ... would that make me YOUR bitch? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    lmao ... would that make me YOUR bitch? lol
    You guessed right!!! lol however, I kinda liked that Southern Gal too...you gonna kick my butt??? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Country17 View Post
    You guessed right!!! lol however, I kinda liked that Southern Gal too...you gonna kick my butt??? lol
    only if you turn around and bend over ... lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post

    only if you turn around and bend over ... lol


    I'd rather you turned around and bent over lol I've seen you do that before and you know what it does to me lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Country17 View Post
    I'd rather you turned around and bent over lol I've seen you do that before and you know what it does to me lol
    awwwwwwwwwwww ... you wanna play peek a boo between my thighs? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    awwwwwwwwwwww ... you wanna play peek a boo between my thighs? lol
    Well, HELL yes lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Country17 View Post
    Well, HELL yes lol
    that's MUCH betters than me kickin' your butt lol

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    I guess im a bit in between...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boobies4Booboo View Post
    Geesh....I could really realte myself into this ones....These are almost like watching myself and my biatch in a mirror! ilmao

    A city bitch thinks the friendship is over
    When you have an argument.
    A country bitch lets you know
    That was f***Ed up,
    But I still love you ."

    A city bitch expects you to
    Always be there for them.
    A country bitch knows you will
    Always be there for them,
    They don't have to expect shit.

    haha....and thats when i also realizes im sorta of a highway biatch too!
    Gonna change my name to Booboo and you can be my biatch anytime..lol

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