05-02-2004, 12:05 PM
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Dog's Letters To God
Dog's Letters To God Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? =============== Dear God, When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story? =============== Dear God, Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the Chrysler Beagle'? =============== Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? =============== Dear God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?  =============== Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.  =============== Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in? =============== Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?  =============== Dear God, May I have my testicles back ?  ============================== I don't know about you, but we thought that there were some very funny ones in this collection......we hope that you enjoy them |
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12-07-2006, 03:27 PM
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truly a pair of the greatest Roo'ers ever ... thank you for the warm memories essex, I thought I'd never hear from CJ ever again and then all of a sudden emails started showing up in my inbox, got some from him just today, can't get him to answer me lol but he's still sending me great stuff!
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