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    Talking Animal orgasms

    A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry.

    He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"

    She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it."

    He frowns for a moment, then says, "Okay." He gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.

    About an hour later, he returns all tired and sweaty and proclaims, "Well I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig keeps squealing, I can't tell."






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    What a waste!..lol








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    he's still got one test to perform lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    he's still got one test to perform lol
    Maybe his wife is a bit of a cow!

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    Quote Originally Posted by brilor View Post
    Maybe his wife is a bit of a cow!
    so that means she doesn't deserve an orgasm? lol

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    No she should get an udder chance of one!

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    this post is a strong argument for...vegetarianism..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by brilor View Post
    No she should get an udder chance of one!
    he did marry her after all lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by blade787 View Post
    this post is a strong argument for...vegetarianism..lol
    don't want that extra flavor in your meat? lol funny, I do ... lol

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