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    Default Honey, I'm Horny

    A man came home and said to his wife, "Honey, I'm sure horny; how about a little bit tonight?" "No," she said, "I've got cold crème on my face and I'm afraid I might get it on the bed." He said, "Ok," and went on to bed.

    The next night he came in and said, "Honey, I'm really horny tonight, how about a little bit?" She said, "No, I've got a mud pack on my face and I'm afraid I might mess up the bed. He said, "Ok." and went on to sleep.

    The next night he came home and said, "Honey, I'm really horny tonight, how about a little bit?" She said, "No, I took a laxative and I'm afraid I might shit on the bed." He said, "Ok," and went on to sleep.

    The next night he came home and said, "Honey, I'm really getting horny, how about a little bit tonight?" She said, "No, I'm on my period. I'm afraid I might get blood on the bed." "Ok," he said and went on to sleep. The next night he came home with a big cowboy hat, jeans and spurs on. His wife asked what the outfit was for. He replied, "Cream, mud, shit, or blood, old Tex is gonna ride tonight!!"


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    Ohhhhhhhhh what an adorable man!..lol..Ride 'em cowboy!








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    just stay off the bed ... lol










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    I do love that Cowboy's way of thinking..hahahaha


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    Poor Horny Hubby!


    One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

    The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

    The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.

    A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

    This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"





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    If at first your unsuccessful try try again lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boys Night Out View Post
    If at first your unsuccessful try try again lol

    Try..try it does get exhausting at times hun. LOL


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    Quote Originally Posted by sexysadie View Post
    Ohhhhhhhhh what an adorable man!..lol..Ride 'em cowboy!
    Don't know about adorable, but he is certainly a determined one..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    just stay off the bed ... lol
    That brings back some old dating memories from high school..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huggies View Post
    I do love that Cowboy's way of thinking..hahahaha
    He sounded serious..I bet he got lucky that night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BountyHunter View Post
    Poor Horny Hubby!


    One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

    The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

    The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.

    A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

    This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
    I bet he got relief that night...thanks for the add BH..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boys Night Out View Post
    If at first your unsuccessful try try again lol
    Never give up when you are trying to get a little puddin'.lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huggies View Post
    Try..try it does get exhausting at times hun. LOL
    But never too much for the rewards it provides..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huggies View Post
    Try..try it does get exhausting at times hun. LOL
    Trying does get exhausting after a while but it's well worth it when it all works out…..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman View Post
    That brings back some old dating memories from high school..lol
    we did it everywhere except on a bed! lol

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    lol! At least he was persistent instead of going elsewhere!



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    Quote Originally Posted by K1SSE5 View Post
    lol! At least he was persistent instead of going elsewhere!
    yes I'll give him that lol

    your Sig says you want one kiss here it is


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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    we did it everywhere except on a bed! lol
    I think the back seat in a 51 chevrolet was my most common place..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by K1SSE5 View Post
    lol! At least he was persistent instead of going elsewhere!
    I don't know if my patience would have lasted that long or not..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boys Night Out View Post
    yes I'll give him that lol

    your Sig says you want one kiss here it is

    ...or 2 or 100!


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