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    Icon15 Two-Bit Whore!

    Two-Bit Whore!


    A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?"

    The guy says "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore."

    "Yeah," says the bartender. "What did she do?"

    "She hit me with her bag of quarters!"

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    he got what she deserved! lol










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    She must have had a busy night..lol








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    I guess he wont be calling her that again!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Pumkin View Post
    I guess he wont be calling her that again!
    Perhaps someday when he finds himself with a few extra quarters..lol..and a helmet..

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    A guy's wife decided to get into prostitution to earn a little extra money for them. After the first night she came home and had earned $10.25..The husband was pissed and said who in the hell gave you the 25 cents? She said, "All of them"...


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