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Old 07-02-2009, 01:50 AM   #1221 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2009, 01:56 AM   #1222 (permalink)
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Fates Worse Than Death


One said dying slowly.



Another said living
and barely cracked a smile.


Many said extreme pain,
torture, in all its varieties:
burning, drowning, beating, crushing, starving,
cutting the body away in small pieces,
breaking down the mind bit by bit.



Others said insanity, loneliness, paralysis,
catatonia, coma, blindness,
isolation, deprivation.



One said watching others be tortured,
family, friends, total strangers.


In a dry white season
they tried to teach us
the reach of human cruelty–
a bloody face turned upward,
the body suspended by elbows,
electrodes on nose, nipples, testicles.



A young guard walked in,
unsuspecting, unknowing.


Imagine having to live
with the knowledge.


Imagine how he sees people now
from the corners of his eyes,
how he hurries home each day,
squeezes the handle, cracks the door.



Imagine how he holds his wife, his children,
afraid of what his own hands might do.
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Old 07-02-2009, 12:48 PM   #1223 (permalink)
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God inspired man to avoid hell on earth. He must be sad how insistent some are so willing to wallow in it!

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