05-21-2008, 12:03 PM
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Grapevine by Michael Crane
Eric thought
he was going insane so he told his best friend Wayne who told Sally his girl that Eric was in a whirl. Fool that she was she told Jessica because who else could you trust, but she was in lust with an Elvis look alike named Ike who knew it wasn't true but just in case he told Chase his motor-bike mechanic mate, who in turn told Kate his sister who knew a Mister Drew, But Sue the snitch told Mitch the school dunce. Now once upon a time long before rhyme was ever used people got confused over rhythm and meter until a guy named Peter came along And restored the poem back to its rightful glory. Now back to the story... So there was Eric walking the street when who should he meet, but Doctor Brown in his surgical gown who straight away, as clear as day saw Eric's insanity and sent him to the infirmary where the Doc operated to remove the pain that drove Eric insane inside his brain. Alas how sad instead of a tumour The Doc removed Eric's sense of humour |
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