04-21-2008, 09:00 PM
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iNsAnItY!
ToMaintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice ! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You ToDo Something, ASK If They Want Fries with that. 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana' 7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.' 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.' 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. ! Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For ! Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20. And The ffice:smarttags" /> Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It ' s Called ... THERAPYffice  ffice" />
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then let's not stop the insanity lover!!! lol 
