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Old 04-21-2008, 08:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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ToMaintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice !

3. Every Time Someone Asks You ToDo Something, ASK If They Want Fries with that.

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. ! Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For ! Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The ffice:smarttags" />Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
It ' s Called ... THERAPYfficeffice" />>>
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Old 04-21-2008, 08:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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You're the cause!!!!
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You're the cause!!!!
roflmfao ... and you're the cure! lmao
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roflmfao ... and you're the cure! lmao
You don't need a cure, you're perfect!
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You don't need a cure, you're perfect!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ... then let's not stop the insanity lover!!! lol
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ... then let's not stop the insanity lover!!! lol
Alrighty then, could you get me a diet water?!!
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Alrighty then, could you get me a diet water?!!
sure, just add water! lol

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sure, just add water! lol


That's hilarious!
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That's hilarious!
I was actually asked how much water to add?! lol
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