Doing the math on the
Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Plus, what-ever
he spent on her while married!
Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 years of a
relationship (and having been married, we all know THAT does
not happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per boinking, not
counting attorney's fees, court costs and the incidental costs of
being married to her.
On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000
an hour, that's Crazy, right?
But... get this!
Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've
paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years
(a savings of $41+million). PLUS!!!
Value-added benefits are:
A HOT 22 year old babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a head-
ache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no
bitching and complaining or any 'to do' lists.
Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next
day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal
Is it just me, or is this the kind of math quiz they should be teaching
in our schools?