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    Default Paul McCartney - Heather Mills Divorce

    Doing the math on the
    Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.

    After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Plus, what-ever
    he spent on her while married!

    Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 years of a
    relationship (and having been married, we all know THAT does
    not happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per boinking, not
    counting attorney's fees, court costs and the incidental costs of
    being married to her.

    On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000
    an hour, that's Crazy, right?

    But... get this!
    Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've
    paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years
    (a savings of $41+million). PLUS!!!

    Value-added benefits are:
    A HOT 22 year old babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a head-
    ache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no
    bitching and complaining or any 'to do' lists.

    Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next
    day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal
    fees.* *

    Is it just me, or is this the kind of math quiz they should be teaching
    in our schools?


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    I guess Paul wasn't that good in math..LOL.


    Thank you ladies!!
    Thank you Peter!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huggies View Post
    I guess Paul wasn't that good in math..LOL.
    Sure must have been some good stuff...It is still higher than pussy on a ferris wheel..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huggies View Post
    I guess Paul wasn't that good in math..LOL.

    That bitch was I think!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman View Post
    Sure must have been some good stuff...It is still higher than pussy on a ferris wheel..
    That's for sure..lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brilor View Post
    That bitch was I think!
    I would say that it was her main subject...lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brilor View Post
    That bitch was I think!
    He should have had a pre-nup agreement..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huggies View Post
    This seems to be the case most of the time..Thanks for the add-ons sweetie...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman View Post
    This seems to be the case most of the time..Thanks for the add-ons sweetie...
    My pleasure hun..lol.

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