A quickie (really)

[Pixsurguy]

Originally Posted by jumpinjackflash

A machine operator came home from the factory and told his wife,
"Honey, I've got some good news and some bad news. First, the good
news I got $25,000 in severance pay!"
"You got $25,000 in severance pay?" she said.
"That's great! Now, what's the bad news?"

"Well," he replied, "wait till you hear what was severed."

Honey I have bad news.
What?
I got fired.
Why?
I got caught putting my pecker in the pickle slicer?
OMG - the pickle slicer?
Yes, and they fired her too.

[buttercups]

Originally Posted by Pixsurguy

Honey I have bad news.
What?
I got fired.
Why?
I got caught putting my pecker in the pickle slicer?
OMG - the pickle slicer?
Yes, and they fired her too.

OMG! Not again?? You really need to control yourself! Unless I am the pickle slicer! lol

[Pixsurguy]

Originally Posted by buttercups

OMG! Not again?? You really need to control yourself! Unless I am the pickle slicer! lol

Let's just say that you can be a co-worker. The idea of a pickle slicer is just too intimidating.

[buttercups]

Originally Posted by Pixsurguy

Let's just say that you can be a co-worker. The idea of a pickle slicer is just too intimidating. [/font][/size][/color]

Is it the slicing that is a bit spooky?

[Pixsurguy]

Originally Posted by buttercups

Is it the slicing that is a bit spooky?

You could say that.
And if you did, you'd be right. hehehehehehe

[buttercups]

Originally Posted by Pixsurguy

You could say that.
And if you did, you'd be right. hehehehehehe

LOL!
What if i promise not to slice

?...............much. hehe

[Pixsurguy]

Originally Posted by buttercups

LOL!
What if i promise not to slice

?...............much. hehe

No slicin' and no using your whacker either.
I remember about you and that whacker!!!

[buttercups]

Originally Posted by Pixsurguy

No slicin' and no using your whacker either.
I remember about you and that whacker!!!

Who? me?

[Pixsurguy]

Originally Posted by buttercups

Who? me?

Yes YOU
(and a fellow conspirator who's name escapes me.)

[buttercups]

Originally Posted by Pixsurguy

Yes YOU
(and a fellow conspirator who's name escapes me.)

LOL! But It doesnt hurt me a bit! LOl