A quickie (really)

[jumpinjackflash]

One police recruit was asked on an exam,
"What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"


In the blank, he wrote, "Call for backup."

[buttercups]

Originally Posted by jumpinjackflash

One police recruit was asked on an exam,
"What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"


In the blank, he wrote, "Call for backup."

LOL! Smart man!

[jumpinjackflash]

Originally Posted by buttercups

LOL! Smart man!

hi there young lady,how ya doin'

[jumpinjackflash]

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids
home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat
of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.

The children started discussing
the dog's duties. They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No, said another, "he's just for good luck." A third child brought the
argument to a close.

"They use the dogs", she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

[jumpinjackflash]

Two lawyers went into a diner and ordered two drinks. They then
produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.

The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them,
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"

The lawyers looked at each other, shrugged their
shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

[buttercups]

Originally Posted by jumpinjackflash

hi there young lady,how ya doin'

Well Hello! I am doing good and how are you?

[buttercups]

Originally Posted by jumpinjackflash

Two lawyers went into a diner and ordered two drinks. They then
produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.

The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them,
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"

The lawyers looked at each other, shrugged their
shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

LOL! Well They arent eating their own!