A quickie (really)

Pixsurguy · 06-12-2008, 02:56 PM

Handle ALMOST every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it. Piss on it and walk away.
But when you catch some S.O.B. eating outta your dish, well . . . .

buttercups · 06-12-2008, 07:32 PM

LOL! That's the ticket!

**squirt** · 06-12-2008, 07:55 PM

... them's fightin' words? lol

Pixsurguy · 06-13-2008, 04:03 PM

Looks like Doggie is checking out what the diaper might be full of before he bites the thievin' lil' bandit in the butt.

jumpinjackflash · 06-13-2008, 05:36 PM

Have you heard about the brown billed duck?
He could fly just as fast as the other ducks,
but couldn't stop as fast...........

jumpinjackflash · 06-13-2008, 05:38 PM

A pregnant woman and her husband asked the doctor if it was
okay to have sex during her pregnancy.
He told them that during the first trimester they could do it
normal-style, during the second trimester they should do it dog-style
and during the third trimester they were limited to wolf-style.

"Wolf-style?" queried the husband. "What's that?"

"You lie next to the hole and howl," replied the doctor.

Pixsurguy · 06-13-2008, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jumpinjackflash

Have you heard about the brown billed duck?
He could fly just as fast as the other ducks,
but couldn't stop as fast...........

hehehehe - a goodie bud!!!

jumpinjackflash · 06-13-2008, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pixsurguy

Handle ALMOST every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it. Piss on it and walk away.
But when you catch some S.O.B. eating outta your dish, well . . . .

nice addition,good embellishment

jumpinjackflash · 06-16-2008, 01:26 AM

An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married.
She said: "I want to keep my house."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to keep my Cadillac."
He said: "That's fine with me."
She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."

He said: "That's fine with me.... Put me down for Friday."

jumpinjackflash · 06-17-2008, 01:24 AM

A machine operator came home from the factory and told his wife,
"Honey, I've got some good news and some bad news. First, the good
news I got $25,000 in severance pay!"
"You got $25,000 in severance pay?" she said.
"That's great! Now, what's the bad news?"

"Well," he replied, "wait till you hear what was severed."

06-12-2008, 02:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pixsurguy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 14,070	A quickie (really) Handle ALMOST every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it. Piss on it and walk away. *But when you catch some S.O.B. eating outta your dish, well . . . .* __________________ Thank you Squirtypoo Jesus was a community organizer Pontius Pilate was a Governor (with lots of experience)

06-12-2008, 07:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
buttercups Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in my own world Posts: 22,458	LOL! That's the ticket! __________________

06-12-2008, 07:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
squirt Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 237,677	... them's fightin' words? lol __________________

06-13-2008, 05:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
jumpinjackflash Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Fort Worth Texas Posts: 1,108	Have you heard about the brown billed duck? He could fly just as fast as the other ducks, but couldn't stop as fast........... __________________ Live long... love much... laugh often...

06-13-2008, 05:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
jumpinjackflash Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Fort Worth Texas Posts: 1,108	A pregnant woman and her husband asked the doctor if it was okay to have sex during her pregnancy. He told them that during the first trimester they could do it normal-style, during the second trimester they should do it dog-style and during the third trimester they were limited to wolf-style. "Wolf-style?" queried the husband. "What's that?" "You lie next to the hole and howl," replied the doctor. __________________ Live long... love much... laugh often...

06-13-2008, 04:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
Pixsurguy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 14,070	Looks like Doggie is checking out what the diaper might be full of before he bites the thievin' lil' bandit in the butt.

06-16-2008, 01:26 AM	#9 (permalink)
jumpinjackflash Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Fort Worth Texas Posts: 1,108	An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married. She said: "I want to keep my house." He said: "That's fine with me." She said: "And I want to keep my Cadillac." He said: "That's fine with me." She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week." He said: "That's fine with me.... Put me down for Friday." __________________ Live long... love much... laugh often...

06-17-2008, 01:24 AM	#10 (permalink)
jumpinjackflash Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Fort Worth Texas Posts: 1,108	A machine operator came home from the factory and told his wife, "Honey, I've got some good news and some bad news. First, the good news I got $25,000 in severance pay!" "You got $25,000 in severance pay?" she said. "That's great! Now, what's the bad news?" "Well," he replied, "wait till you hear what was severed." __________________ Live long... love much... laugh often...

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