MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!
I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day..
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed
Then I go to see John .
Then Charlie Horse comes along, & when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and; stays the rest of the d ay. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint
After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed With Ben Gay.
What a life!
Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer
and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper ...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes... so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and...count your blessings!!!!!!!