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    Default 5 New Boyfriends - By Maxine

    MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!

    I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day..

    As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed
    Then I go to see John .
    Then Charlie Horse comes along, & when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.
    When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and; stays the rest of the d ay. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint
    After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed With Ben Gay.
    What a life!
    Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer
    and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company.

    Now remember:
    Life is like a roll of toilet paper ...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes... so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and...count your blessings!!!!!!!

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    Awwwww Maxine my all time favorite lady..hehehe.


    Thank you ladies!!
    Thank you Peter!!

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    I prefer Mr Jose Cuervo myself lol










    Mi vida Loca over and over
    destiny turns on a dime
    I go where the wind blows
    you can't tame a wild rose
    Welcome to my crazy life ♥

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