Rich Man, Poor Man

Iceman · 06-30-2008, 02:04 PM

A rich man and a poor man are sitting in a bar late one night. They're talking about different things and then the poor man asks the rich man what he got his wife for her birthday.

"I got her a brand new Mercedes Benz and a 24-karat diamond ring", said the rich man.

The poor man, a bit puzzled by this, says "Why in the hell did you get her both?"

The rich man replies, "I got her both because if she doesn't like the ring, she can take it back in her new car and exchange it."

After this, the rich man asks the poor man what he got his wife for her birthday.

The poor man responds," I got her a pair of flip-flops and a dildo."

Obviously confused, the rich man asks why he chose those items.

The poor man replied, " Because if she don't like the flip-flops, she can go fuck herself."

sexysadie · 06-30-2008, 02:07 PM

lmbo..that makes sense..

Iceman · 06-30-2008, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by sexysadie

lmbo..that makes sense..

So, are you getting a dildo with the convertible? lol

**squirt** · 06-30-2008, 02:23 PM

and if she doesn't like the dildo she can shove it up his ass? lol

Huggies · 06-30-2008, 05:19 PM

That makes a whole lot of sense to a poor man..lol.

sexysadie · 06-30-2008, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Iceman

So, are you getting a dildo with the convertible? lol

No, but I always keep one in the glove compartment for luck..lol..it works, so far I've been very lucky..hehe

Iceman · 07-01-2008, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by squirt

and if she doesn't like the dildo she can shove it up his ass? lol

With me, that would be after the battle..lol

Iceman · 07-01-2008, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Huggies

That makes a whole lot of sense to a poor man..lol.

I am poor and that is the way I feel about it..If they don't like what I get them, then they can just go fuck themselves...lol

Iceman · 07-01-2008, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by sexysadie

No, but I always keep one in the glove compartment for luck..lol..it works, so far I've been very lucky..hehe

It is best to always think ahead and be prepared..

Huggies · 07-01-2008, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Iceman

I am poor and that is the way I feel about it..If they don't like what I get them, then they can just go fuck themselves...lol

I love your thinking sweetie..lol.

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Iceman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 17,931 Rep Power: 3099	Rich Man, Poor Man A rich man and a poor man are sitting in a bar late one night. They're talking about different things and then the poor man asks the rich man what he got his wife for her birthday. "I got her a brand new Mercedes Benz and a 24-karat diamond ring", said the rich man. The poor man, a bit puzzled by this, says "Why in the hell did you get her both?" The rich man replies, "I got her both because if she doesn't like the ring, she can take it back in her new car and exchange it." After this, the rich man asks the poor man what he got his wife for her birthday. The poor man responds," I got her a pair of flip-flops and a dildo." Obviously confused, the rich man asks why he chose those items. The poor man replied, " Because if she don't like the flip-flops, she can go fuck herself." __________________

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