"Teenager Daughter Owner's Manual"

mountainlion20032003 · 07-04-2008, 04:22 AM

"Teenager Daughter Owner's Manual" Instructions for all those with teenage daughters or daughters
who think they are teenagers or who will eventually be teenagers.

Teenager Owner's Manual Congratulations! You are now the proud
new owner of a teenage daughter.

Please read this manual carefully, as it describes the main-
tenance of your new daughter, and answers important questions
about your warranty (which does NOT include the right to
return the product to the factory for a full refund.)

IF YOU FEEL, YOU HAVE RECEIVED YOUR TEENAGER IN ERROR:

To determine whether you were supposed to receive a teenager
girl, please examine your new daughter carefully. Does she:

(a) look very similar to your original daughter, only with
more makeup and less clothing?

(b) refuse to acknowledge your existence on the planet Earth
(except when requesting money)?

(c) Sleep in a burrow of dirty laundry?

If any of these are true, you have received the correct item.
Nice try, though.

midnight caller · 07-04-2008, 08:14 AM

might email my mate a copy of this his daughters just become a typical teenager

Inferno50 · 07-04-2008, 09:38 AM

Guess I was lucky. We had 1 son. Definitely a keeper.

Huggies · 07-04-2008, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno50

Guess I was lucky. We had 1 son. Definitely a keeper.

I have three girls and never had that problem with them..they are all keepers also..lol.

mountainlion20032003 · 07-04-2008, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by midnight caller

might email my mate a copy of this his daughters just become a typical teenager

i had the pleasure of having 1 daughter and 3 sons and was a nightmare with them as teenagers!

mountainlion20032003 · 07-04-2008, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inferno50

Guess I was lucky. We had 1 son. Definitely a keeper.

Lucky man! LOL!

mountainlion20032003 · 07-04-2008, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggies

I have three girls and never had that problem with them..they are all keepers also..lol.

That makes life easier when they cause no problems. My sons are ok but sometimes I wonder! LOL!

Huggies · 07-04-2008, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003

That makes life easier when they cause no problems. My sons are ok but sometimes I wonder! LOL!

Boys will be Boys!!! My son turned out alright,I can't complain about him either.

mountainlion20032003 · 07-05-2008, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggies

Boys will be Boys!!! My son turned out alright,I can't complain about him either.

My Boys are ok, I still Love them just the same! LOL!

wife · 07-05-2008, 03:30 AM

I have fifteen and seventeen year old girls and an eight year old son. I haven't decided yet if the girls are "keepers." My boy is though for sure.

07-04-2008, 04:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: NORTH DAKOTA! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 72,382	"Teenager Daughter Owner's Manual" "Teenager Daughter Owner's Manual" Instructions for all those with teenage daughters or daughters who think they are teenagers or who will eventually be teenagers. Teenager Owner's Manual Congratulations! You are now the proud new owner of a teenage daughter. Please read this manual carefully, as it describes the main- tenance of your new daughter, and answers important questions about your warranty (which does NOT include the right to return the product to the factory for a full refund.) IF YOU FEEL, YOU HAVE RECEIVED YOUR TEENAGER IN ERROR: To determine whether you were supposed to receive a teenager girl, please examine your new daughter carefully. Does she: (a) look very similar to your original daughter, only with more makeup and less clothing? (b) refuse to acknowledge your existence on the planet Earth (except when requesting money)? (c) Sleep in a burrow of dirty laundry? If any of these are true, you have received the correct item. Nice try, though. __________________ Thanks Golden Girl & Sexysadie.

07-04-2008, 08:14 AM	#2 (permalink)
midnight caller Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: south yorkshire uk Posts: 121	might email my mate a copy of this his daughters just become a typical teenager __________________ if you dont love me at my worst then you dont deserve me at my best

07-04-2008, 09:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
Inferno50 Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Jacksonville, Illinois Posts: 1,017	Guess I was lucky. We had 1 son. Definitely a keeper. __________________

07-05-2008, 03:30 AM	#10 (permalink)
wife Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Far from home... Posts: 8,657	I have fifteen and seventeen year old girls and an eight year old son. I haven't decided yet if the girls are "keepers." My boy is though for sure. __________________

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