07-05-2008, 04:54 AM
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Drunk excuses.
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm too drunk to do that."  |
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07-05-2008, 06:11 AM
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LMBO...wrong excuse..lol..and he was doing so well..
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07-05-2008, 10:23 AM
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that's a wrap! lol
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07-05-2008, 02:16 PM
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Sometimes the truth is going to hurt...lol. 
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07-05-2008, 09:53 PM
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Hell I can even lie to them and tell them that I haven't been drinking and it don't work..They never believe me...lol
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07-05-2008, 10:00 PM
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I think I'll leave that one alone, as tempting as it is lol  
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07-05-2008, 10:10 PM
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I have been a pretty good guy since Aug. 3rd. of last year..If I am driving, two is the most I will have...dammit..lol
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07-05-2008, 10:17 PM
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lmao ... see? I didn't even have to say anything lol
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07-06-2008, 08:17 AM
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But I knew what you were thinking..lol
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07-06-2008, 11:10 AM
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lmao ... can you blame me? lol
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