Drunk excuses.

brilor · 07-05-2008, 04:54 AM

A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."

"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."

"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."

"Well, then we need a urine sample."

"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."

"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."

"I can't do that, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm too drunk to do that."

sexysadie · 07-05-2008, 06:11 AM

LMBO...wrong excuse..lol..and he was doing so well..

**squirt** · 07-05-2008, 10:23 AM

that's a wrap! lol

Huggies · 07-05-2008, 02:16 PM

Sometimes the truth is going to hurt...lol.

Iceman · 07-05-2008, 09:53 PM

Hell I can even lie to them and tell them that I haven't been drinking and it don't work..They never believe me...lol

**squirt** · 07-05-2008, 10:00 PM

I think I'll leave that one alone, as tempting as it is lol

Iceman · 07-05-2008, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

I think I'll leave that one alone, as tempting as it is lol

I have been a pretty good guy since Aug. 3rd. of last year..If I am driving, two is the most I will have...dammit..lol

**squirt** · 07-05-2008, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceman

I have been a pretty good guy since Aug. 3rd. of last year..If I am driving, two is the most I will have...dammit..lol

lmao ... see? I didn't even have to say anything lol

Iceman · 07-06-2008, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

lmao ... see? I didn't even have to say anything lol

But I knew what you were thinking..lol

**squirt** · 07-06-2008, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceman

But I knew what you were thinking..lol

lmao ... can you blame me? lol

07-05-2008, 04:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 47,560	Drunk excuses. A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack." "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death." "Well, then we need a urine sample." "I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar." "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line." "I can't do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm too drunk to do that." __________________ {Thanks Sexy Sadie}

07-05-2008, 06:11 AM	#2 (permalink)
sexysadie Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In my little corner of the world! Posts: 32,791	LMBO...wrong excuse..lol..and he was doing so well.. __________________

07-05-2008, 10:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
squirt Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 236,807	that's a wrap! lol __________________

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Huggies Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 7,026	Sometimes the truth is going to hurt...lol. __________________

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07-05-2008, 09:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
Iceman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 14,670	Hell I can even lie to them and tell them that I haven't been drinking and it don't work..They never believe me...lol

07-05-2008, 10:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
squirt Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 236,807	I think I'll leave that one alone, as tempting as it is lol