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Old 07-05-2008, 02:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A divorced man meets his ex-wife's new husband at a party.

Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and
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'So... How do you like using second hand stuff?'

The new husband replies:
'It isn't that bad. Past the first 3 inches it's all brand new.'
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Old 07-05-2008, 03:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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there's not much else to be said lol
As a sexy and smart lady I know has said a time or two:
"Silence is golden but Duct Tape is Silver".
That guy could have used some to tape up his mouth.
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hubby likes to say: keep your mouth shut and the world may think you're stupid, open it and they know you are! lol
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hubby likes to say: keep your mouth shut and the world may think you're stupid, open it and they know you are! lol
Your hubby is a wise man.
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