A great comeback!!

Pixsurguy · 07-05-2008, 02:36 PM

A divorced man meets his ex-wife's new husband at a party.

Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and
asks him:

'So... How do you like using second hand stuff?'

The new husband replies:
'It isn't that bad. Past the first 3 inches it's all brand new.'

**squirt** · 07-05-2008, 03:09 PM

there's not much else to be said lol

Pixsurguy · 07-05-2008, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

there's not much else to be said lol

As a sexy and smart lady I know has said a time or two:
"Silence is golden but Duct Tape is Silver".
That guy could have used some to tape up his mouth.

**squirt** · 07-05-2008, 04:09 PM

hubby likes to say: keep your mouth shut and the world may think you're stupid, open it and they know you are! lol

stevent222 · 07-05-2008, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

hubby likes to say: keep your mouth shut and the world may think you're stupid, open it and they know you are! lol

Your hubby is a wise man.

**squirt** · 07-05-2008, 04:26 PM

most days lol

07-05-2008, 02:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pixsurguy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 14,070	A great comeback!! A divorced man meets his ex-wife's new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: 'So... How do you like using second hand stuff?' The new husband replies: 'It isn't that bad. Past the first 3 inches it's all brand new.' __________________ Thank you Squirtypoo Jesus was a community organizer Pontius Pilate was a Governor (with lots of experience)

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squirt Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 237,729	hubby likes to say: keep your mouth shut and the world may think you're stupid, open it and they know you are! lol

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