here's hoping ...

**squirt** · 07-06-2008, 11:46 AM

In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, Janet Reno and Bo Derek. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek.

(1) Bo Derek thought - "That sleazeball Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on Janet Reno, who in turn must have slapped his face."

(2) Janet Reno thought - "That dirty Bill Clinton laid his hands on Bo Derek and she smacked him."

(3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on Bo Derek and by mistake she slapped me."

(4) George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can knock the heck out of Clinton again."

Iceman · 07-06-2008, 02:22 PM

I would have taken a chance and put my hands all over Bo Derek...lol

**squirt** · 07-06-2008, 02:58 PM

lmao ... it was a pretty sure bet that Clinton would be the one slapped in any event! lol

Iceman · 07-06-2008, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

lmao ... it was a pretty sure bet that Clinton would be the one slapped in any event! lol

It's a pretty sure bet that he would be the one needing it...lol

**squirt** · 07-06-2008, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Iceman

It's a pretty sure bet that he would be the one needing it...lol

at the very least, deserving of it lol

07-06-2008, 11:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
squirt Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 238,651	here's hoping ... In a train carriage there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, Janet Reno and Bo Derek. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek. (1) Bo Derek thought - "That sleazeball Clinton wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on Janet Reno, who in turn must have slapped his face." (2) Janet Reno thought - "That dirty Bill Clinton laid his hands on Bo Derek and she smacked him." (3) Bill Clinton thought - "George put his hand on Bo Derek and by mistake she slapped me." (4) George Bush thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can knock the heck out of Clinton again." __________________

07-06-2008, 02:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
Iceman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 14,780	I would have taken a chance and put my hands all over Bo Derek...lol __________________

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07-06-2008, 02:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
squirt Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 238,651	lmao ... it was a pretty sure bet that Clinton would be the one slapped in any event! lol