U of M jokes - Page 3

sunburstlespaulhero1989 · 07-10-2008, 10:21 PM

This is a fresh one from today
Hopefully I still Remembered it! LULZ!

This is crazier than my location!

My mother was dealing with the young mother ( I have no clue of the age). She was saying some of the stupidest things. " Let me take off my contacts before I try on those glasses, I don't want to mess up my eyes". My mother said she repeated what the patient said in the hopes that she would realize what she was saying didn't make sense. This turned out not to be effective, rather it increased the craziness of what was happening. After about 10 mins, she was given to someone else, whether things were fixed, I don't know.

I got a freakin good laugh from this!
LULZ!
WOOT!
I am the LULZ Winner!

arella · 07-10-2008, 10:33 PM

Seems you are having a good time lol

sunburstlespaulhero1989 · 07-13-2008, 01:26 AM

I saw this one today

No I am really serious!

People in the Ann Arbor area like to ride their bikes and run ont the road. If you are wondering why I am saying this, it is the places that make this crazy. I am not talking that they do this in your usual 25mph zone, rather the 55 zone, even a non-highway place where people do 70. What they all share in common is that they do this in the opposing lane which makes it hell for the cars. They even do this when there is a freakin sidewalk next to them! I don't get why they do this, but it is sure as heck crazy!

GOLDEN_GIRL · 07-13-2008, 01:29 AM

U of M is University of Miami down here.

sunburstlespaulhero1989 · 07-13-2008, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GOLDEN_GIRL

U of M is University of Miami down here.

do the people here seem more nuttier than them?
LULZ!

GOLDEN_GIRL · 07-13-2008, 01:42 AM

well there was that one game they had a full brawl and beat the other team w/their helmets?

sunburstlespaulhero1989 · 07-13-2008, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GOLDEN_GIRL

well there was that one game they had a full brawl and beat the other team w/their helmets?

that is nutty, Lansing is a rock throw away and they have had some parties that went out of control before they started!

sunburstlespaulhero1989 · 08-02-2008, 01:05 AM

bet you never heard this one!
wait!
it happened 2 days ago!

WARNING!
this person isn't blond
what?

Anyways
my mother is heading to work early in the morning and she sees a woman park right in front of the sign that says " Kellogg Eye Center". The woman asks my mother " Do you know where the Kellogg Eye Center is?". My mother, who is stunned from this, tells her to look at the sign she parked right next to. She notices it and realizes her mistake. When I was told this, it was said that sometimes people come there to find their sight!

ha ha!

**squirt** · 08-03-2008, 02:05 PM

it was too easy lol

sunburstlespaulhero1989 · 08-07-2008, 12:34 AM

It seems I have listed everything about Ann Arbor, but I have barely scratched any surface believe it or not.

If I haven't bored you, here is where I share something funny!

Anyways
If you have a good patience, you get rewarded. Well, I heard today that in one of the shops that a woman came in at 8am and banged on the door. An employee was there, however they were too focused on what wasn't done yesterday to be able to assist them. The woman, who after banging trying to get some service left in a fit. When it opened, 30 mins later she came in very ticked off. She asked why she wasn't served there, only to findout that they have a hard time keeping up with their work. It was later foundout that she came that early because the place is busy all of the time and wanted to come when it wasn't busy.

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07-13-2008, 01:29 AM	#24 (permalink)
GOLDEN_GIRL Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: FLORIDA Posts: 3,240 Rep Power: 905	U of M is University of Miami down here. __________________

07-13-2008, 01:42 AM	#26 (permalink)
GOLDEN_GIRL Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: FLORIDA Posts: 3,240 Rep Power: 905	well there was that one game they had a full brawl and beat the other team w/their helmets? __________________

07-10-2008, 10:21 PM	#21 (permalink)
sunburstlespaulhero1989 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 5,202 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 427	This is a fresh one from today Hopefully I still Remembered it! LULZ! This is crazier than my location! My mother was dealing with the young mother ( I have no clue of the age). She was saying some of the stupidest things. " Let me take off my contacts before I try on those glasses, I don't want to mess up my eyes". My mother said she repeated what the patient said in the hopes that she would realize what she was saying didn't make sense. This turned out not to be effective, rather it increased the craziness of what was happening. After about 10 mins, she was given to someone else, whether things were fixed, I don't know. I got a freakin good laugh from this! LULZ! WOOT! I am the LULZ Winner!

07-10-2008, 10:33 PM	#22 (permalink)
arella Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: in a witches circle Posts: 100,496 Rep Power: 3228	Seems you are having a good time lol

07-13-2008, 01:26 AM	#23 (permalink)
sunburstlespaulhero1989 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 5,202 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 427	I saw this one today No I am really serious! People in the Ann Arbor area like to ride their bikes and run ont the road. If you are wondering why I am saying this, it is the places that make this crazy. I am not talking that they do this in your usual 25mph zone, rather the 55 zone, even a non-highway place where people do 70. What they all share in common is that they do this in the opposing lane which makes it hell for the cars. They even do this when there is a freakin sidewalk next to them! I don't get why they do this, but it is sure as heck crazy!

08-02-2008, 01:05 AM	#28 (permalink)
sunburstlespaulhero1989 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 5,202 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 427	bet you never heard this one! wait! it happened 2 days ago! WARNING! this person isn't blond what? Anyways my mother is heading to work early in the morning and she sees a woman park right in front of the sign that says " Kellogg Eye Center". The woman asks my mother " Do you know where the Kellogg Eye Center is?". My mother, who is stunned from this, tells her to look at the sign she parked right next to. She notices it and realizes her mistake. When I was told this, it was said that sometimes people come there to find their sight! ha ha!

08-03-2008, 02:05 PM	#29 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,196 Rep Power: 100	it was too easy lol

08-07-2008, 12:34 AM	#30 (permalink)
sunburstlespaulhero1989 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 5,202 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 427	It seems I have listed everything about Ann Arbor, but I have barely scratched any surface believe it or not. If I haven't bored you, here is where I share something funny! Anyways If you have a good patience, you get rewarded. Well, I heard today that in one of the shops that a woman came in at 8am and banged on the door. An employee was there, however they were too focused on what wasn't done yesterday to be able to assist them. The woman, who after banging trying to get some service left in a fit. When it opened, 30 mins later she came in very ticked off. She asked why she wasn't served there, only to findout that they have a hard time keeping up with their work. It was later foundout that she came that early because the place is busy all of the time and wanted to come when it wasn't busy.