U of M jokes - Page 4

buttercups · 08-07-2008, 12:40 AM

LOL! She should have just come when it was busy!

sunburstlespaulhero1989 · 08-07-2008, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by buttercups

LOL! She should have just come when it was busy!

could have came everytime, they are busy even when they are closing!

buttercups · 08-07-2008, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by sunburstlespaulhero1989

could have came everytime, they are busy even when they are closing!

lol! Then she just didnt stand a chance!

sunburstlespaulhero1989 · 08-07-2008, 09:56 AM

Appearently if I haven't mentioned, the U of M stadium had a lawsuit by what I believe to be ACLU, I could be wrong but what I know for sure is that someone did file one. Back in the Spring, they started fixing the place up. Well, about 3-6 months of work and it is still a mess. in 2 weeks 6 days there is going to be a game which you would expect they would have it done by then. The only thing I could see today was the internal structure which can't be a good thing since the bricks are barely halfway there. They better start finishing soon, or the U of M team is going to have to practice their trench tactics!

sunburstlespaulhero1989 · 08-07-2008, 11:00 PM

hear this from an employee today

An employee was managing a filing cabnet when a woman walked up to them. The employee stared at the woman, which the woman said, "Calendar". The employee stunned like a dead deer replied, " Excuse Me?". The woman, who got mad from this response said in a loud voice, " Do you have a problem with that?". Before the employee could respond, her boss overheard what was being said and took control. It seems that the place sold calendars and the woman wanted a calendar.
weird way to say it eh?

**squirt** · 08-07-2008, 11:11 PM

some people just shouldn't be allowed out lol

sunburstlespaulhero1989 · 08-12-2008, 07:21 PM

here is one I learned from a relative

Question

What is the difference between freshman and non-freshman at the U?

Answer

The freshman cross the street in little mobs and the non-freshman cross in singles!

**squirt** · 08-12-2008, 07:38 PM

they know their way around! lol

sunburstlespaulhero1989 · 11-04-2008, 08:55 PM

who keeps voting here?
I have ran out of stupid things to say!
if you want more, go ask Weird Al Yankovich!
he has a nature trail to hell that makes Hell, Michigan look bad!

**squirt** · 11-04-2008, 09:22 PM

I can close the poll if you like lol

View Poll Results: Have you heard of Ann Arbor or the U of M?
Yes	9	47.37%
No	10	52.63%
Voters: 19. This poll is closed

08-07-2008, 12:40 AM	#31 (permalink)
buttercups Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in my own world Posts: 22,890 Rep Power: 2842	LOL! She should have just come when it was busy!

08-07-2008, 09:56 AM	#34 (permalink)
sunburstlespaulhero1989 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 5,202 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 427	Appearently if I haven't mentioned, the U of M stadium had a lawsuit by what I believe to be ACLU, I could be wrong but what I know for sure is that someone did file one. Back in the Spring, they started fixing the place up. Well, about 3-6 months of work and it is still a mess. in 2 weeks 6 days there is going to be a game which you would expect they would have it done by then. The only thing I could see today was the internal structure which can't be a good thing since the bricks are barely halfway there. They better start finishing soon, or the U of M team is going to have to practice their trench tactics!

08-07-2008, 11:00 PM	#35 (permalink)
sunburstlespaulhero1989 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 5,202 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 427	hear this from an employee today An employee was managing a filing cabnet when a woman walked up to them. The employee stared at the woman, which the woman said, "Calendar". The employee stunned like a dead deer replied, " Excuse Me?". The woman, who got mad from this response said in a loud voice, " Do you have a problem with that?". Before the employee could respond, her boss overheard what was being said and took control. It seems that the place sold calendars and the woman wanted a calendar. weird way to say it eh?

08-07-2008, 11:11 PM	#36 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,190 Rep Power: 100	some people just shouldn't be allowed out lol

08-12-2008, 07:21 PM	#37 (permalink)
sunburstlespaulhero1989 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 5,202 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 427	here is one I learned from a relative Question What is the difference between freshman and non-freshman at the U? Answer The freshman cross the street in little mobs and the non-freshman cross in singles!

08-12-2008, 07:38 PM	#38 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,190 Rep Power: 100	they know their way around! lol

11-04-2008, 08:55 PM	#39 (permalink)
sunburstlespaulhero1989 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 5,202 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 427	who keeps voting here? I have ran out of stupid things to say! if you want more, go ask Weird Al Yankovich! he has a nature trail to hell that makes Hell, Michigan look bad!

11-04-2008, 09:22 PM	#40 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 263,190 Rep Power: 100	I can close the poll if you like lol