The New Password

mazbut · 07-10-2008, 08:45 AM

THE NEW PASSWORD

A woman was helping her husband set up his new computer, and at the
appropriate time in the process, told him he would now need to enter a
password. Something he would use to log-on.

Her husband was in a rather devilish mood and figured he would try for
the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the
computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to
his wife that he was keying in:

P...

E...

N...

I...

S...

His wife fell out of her chair laughing when the
computer replied

***PASSWORD INVALID...........NOT LONG ENOUGH***

**squirt** · 07-10-2008, 01:38 PM

everybody knows you need at least 6 inch... ummmm ... characters for a password! lol

Huggies · 07-10-2008, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

everybody knows you need at least 6 inch... ummmm ... characters for a password! lol

Uh huh and sometimes they ask for 8..lol.

sunburstlespaulhero1989 · 07-10-2008, 03:55 PM

I have had crazier passwords for my accounts than that! I would share, but everyone would have access to a few important accounts I am using!
LULZ!

stevent222 · 07-10-2008, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggies

Uh huh and sometimes they ask for 8..lol.

Wouldn't be a problem for me honey I usually use no less then 42 characters for my password. I guess it's a male thing, he... he... he...

**squirt** · 07-10-2008, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggies

Uh huh and sometimes they ask for 8..lol.

I hate that lol then I have to scrounge for 2 more ... lol

Huggies · 07-10-2008, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevent222

Wouldn't be a problem for me honey I usually use no less then 42 characters for my password. I guess it's a male thing, he... he... he...

I sure hope you remember them because I sure wouldn't..8 is enough for me hun...LOL.

Huggies · 07-10-2008, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirt

I hate that lol then I have to scrounge for 2 more ... lol

I hear you..lol.

LAWRENCE · 10-30-2009, 10:32 AM

A new employee calls the help desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password.

"The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," she says.

"Those asterisks are there to protect you," the help desk technician explains. "So, if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password."

"Yeah," she says, "but they show up even when there isn't anyone standing behind me."

hortysir · 10-30-2009, 03:38 PM

07-10-2008, 08:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
mazbut Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Karachi,Pakistan Posts: 1,382 Rep Power: 413	The New Password THE NEW PASSWORD A woman was helping her husband set up his new computer, and at the appropriate time in the process, told him he would now need to enter a password. Something he would use to log-on. Her husband was in a rather devilish mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in: P... E... N... I... S... His wife fell out of her chair laughing when the computer replied *PASSWORD INVALID...........NOT LONG ENOUGH*

07-10-2008, 01:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,993 Rep Power: 8572	everybody knows you need at least 6 inch... ummmm ... characters for a password! lol __________________

07-10-2008, 03:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
sunburstlespaulhero1989 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 6,220 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 1180	I have had crazier passwords for my accounts than that! I would share, but everyone would have access to a few important accounts I am using! LULZ! __________________

10-30-2009, 10:32 AM	#9 (permalink)
LAWRENCE Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: VANCOUVER ISLAND CANADA Posts: 8,117 Rep Power: 1914	Computer Password........... A new employee calls the help desk to complain that there's something wrong with her password. "The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars," she says. "Those asterisks are there to protect you," the help desk technician explains. "So, if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn't be able to read your password." "Yeah," she says, "but they show up even when there isn't anyone standing behind me." __________________ ******************

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10-30-2009, 03:38 PM	#10 (permalink)
hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 19,853 Rep Power: 3634