Old mother hubbard, Went to da cupboard, To get her old dog
a bone. When she bent over, Rover took over, And gave da
bitch a bone of his own
Hickory, dickory, dock, This bitch was sucking me cock Da
clock struck two, I dumped me goo And dropped her at da
end of da block.
Mary had a little lamb, She kept in da backyard. When she
took her panties off, His wooly dick got hard
Little boy blew......, He needed da money.
Dere was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She ad so many kids
Her uterus fell out, innit
Old mother goose, Yeah, I fucked her...a lousy lay
Jack and Jill went up da hill Each with a dollar and a
quarter Jill came down with two dollars fifty, Da dirty hoe.
Mary, Mary, quite contrary, Trim that pussy, It's too damn
Little Miss Muffet, Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and
whey. Along came a spider, and sat down beside her, And
said, hey,what's in da bowl bitch?
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a big fall,
All da king's horses and all da king's men, Said, served
you right you fat fucker.