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    Talking Adult nursery rhymes

    Old mother hubbard, Went to da cupboard, To get her old dog
    a bone. When she bent over, Rover took over, And gave da
    bitch a bone of his own
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    Hickory, dickory, dock, This bitch was sucking me cock Da
    clock struck two, I dumped me goo And dropped her at da
    end of da block.
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    Mary had a little lamb, She kept in da backyard. When she
    took her panties off, His wooly dick got hard
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    Little boy blew......, He needed da money.
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    Dere was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She ad so many kids
    Her uterus fell out, innit
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    Old mother goose, Yeah, I fucked her...a lousy lay
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    Jack and Jill went up da hill Each with a dollar and a
    quarter Jill came down with two dollars fifty, Da dirty hoe.
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    Mary, Mary, quite contrary, Trim that pussy, It's too damn
    hairy. bitch.
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    Little Miss Muffet, Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and
    whey. Along came a spider, and sat down beside her, And
    said, hey,what's in da bowl bitch?
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    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a big fall,
    All da king's horses and all da king's men, Said, served
    you right you fat fucker.

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    Mary had a little lamb, She kept in da backyard. When she
    took her panties off, His wooly dick got hard
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    Mary had a little lamb, She kept in da backyard. When she
    took her panties off, His wooly dick got hard
    Her and Goofy would get along great


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    Little boy blew......, He needed da money.
    LMAO!

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    Mary had a little skirt
    with splits right up the sides
    and every time that Mary walked
    the boys could see her Thighs
    Mary had another skirt
    twas split right up the front
    ....but she didn't wear that one very often

    Mary had a little lamb
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her,
    between two chunks of bread.

    Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
    her clothes all tattered and torn.
    It wasn't the spider that crept down beside her,
    But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

    Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
    Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
    What have you got there?
    Said the Pieman unto Simon,
    Pies, you dick head.

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the kings horses and all the kings men,
    said "Fuck him, He's only an egg. "

    Mary had a little lamb
    It ran into a pylon.
    10,000! volts went up it's ass
    and turned it's wool to nylon

    Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
    Kissed the girls and made them cry.
    When the boys came out to play,
    He kissed them too, he's funny that way.

    Jack and Jill
    Went up the hill
    to have a little fun.
    Jill, that dill
    Forgot her pill
    And now they have a son.

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    lol
    If you believe money is everything,
    you have never been sick....

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