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Old 07-17-2008, 08:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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SNIFFER !!!



A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on a plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and
put his Cocker Spaniel Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.

The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane.
The second man explained that he is a DEA agent and that the dog is a "sniffing dog".

"His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."

The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent says: "Watch this."
He tells Sniffer to "search". Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle,
and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.
Sniffer then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the agent's arm.

The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to the man and says:
"That woman is in possession of marijuana,
so I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land."

"Say, that's pretty neat," replies the first man.

Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles.
The Spaniel sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and this time,
he places TWO paws on the agent's arm.

The agent says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police."

"I like it!" says his seat mate.

The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again.
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent,
jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to sh#t all over the place.

The first man is really grossed out by this behavior and can't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would act like that,
so he asks the agent "What's going on?"

The agent nervously replied, "Oh My God he has just found a Bomb!"
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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time to put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye lol
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Old 07-18-2008, 02:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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time to put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye lol
It may be to late to do that!!!!
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It may be to late to do that!!!!
then grab the cutest thing you can find and go out with a bang lol
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then grab the cutest thing you can find and go out with a bang lol

Are you onboard ??
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awwwwwwwwwww ... not that I don't love ya lol butt lol I hope not lol
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awwwwwwwwwww ... not that I don't love ya lol butt lol I hope not lol
Ohhh...then it's going to hurt
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Ohhh...then it's going to hurt
awwwwwwwwwwwww ...
don't get on the plane! lol stay here wif me!
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That's easy to say....I'm here your there...then.... there's hubby...two's company..three's a crowd...
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