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    Icon18 Top 10 Excuses to Call off Work

    • I won't be in today because I have come down with Spring Fever.
    • The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.
    • I have an aching semi-colon.
    • I am calling in because I do not feel up to par today.
    • The train had a flat tire and I had to help change it.
    • I lost my car keys skiing and I can't leave until I find them!
    • I won't be in today...my hair won't start.
    • I am suffering from a bad case of ergophobia. (Fear of work)
    • I sprained my spirits and need to stay home and keep them elevated!
    • I'm having eye trouble...I can't see working today!

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    it's much better to call in well than call in sick! lol










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    I wanted to come in to work but the voices told me to stay home and clean the guns today.

    I can't come to work today because I'm stalking my former boss who would not let me take the day off.



    Huh?
    What?
    I mean . . . .
    But . . . .

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    I can't come to work today because I'm coming at home ... lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    I can't come to work today because I'm coming at home ... lol
    Ooooh - can I help?
    I did surrender after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixsurguy View Post
    Ooooh - can I help?
    I did surrender after all.
    you already do ... lol isn't that such a lovely thought? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    you already do ... lol isn't that such a lovely thought? lol
    Can't argue with THAT bit of wisdom. hehehehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixsurguy View Post
    Can't argue with THAT bit of wisdom. hehehehe
    that should hold ya through the night lol

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    I can't come to work because my MIL is visiting...

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    ... on a second thought, can I get some over-time?

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    lmao ... I'm so lucky, my MIL never visits! lol

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    Default Mechanical Difficulties

    I can't come to work today, my ass won't get in gear!

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