A 93-year-old woman .....

LAWRENCE · 07-25-2008, 03:57 AM

Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent
Over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she
Would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she
Took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot
Herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first
Place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and
Burden someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to
Just exactly where the heart would be on a woman.

The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left
Breast."

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a
Gunshot wound to her knee.....

brilor · 07-25-2008, 06:06 AM

Shoulda taken a bottle and swallowed some pills!

**squirt** · 07-25-2008, 12:49 PM

so much for that idea lol

sunburstlespaulhero1989 · 07-25-2008, 12:53 PM

perhaps she misunderstood the doctor?
ha ha ha

07-25-2008, 03:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
LAWRENCE Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: VANCOUVER ISLAND CANADA Posts: 8,108 Rep Power: 1914	A 93-year-old woman ..... Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent Over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she Would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she Took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot Herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first Place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and Burden someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to Just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left Breast." Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a Gunshot wound to her knee..... __________________ ******************

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squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 352,444 Rep Power: 8383	so much for that idea lol __________________

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sunburstlespaulhero1989 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 6,220 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 1180	perhaps she misunderstood the doctor? ha ha ha __________________

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brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 68,577 Rep Power: 4947	Shoulda taken a bottle and swallowed some pills!