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    THE STORY OF PENIS VAN LESBIAN

    A young fellow walks into a talent agent's office and says he wants to break into show-biz, so the agent says "O.K. kid show me what you do."

    The kid tells some jokes, does a little soft shoe, sings a bit, does an acrobatic act with an ottoman, and is good enough to impress the agent.

    "Great kid! Just great!" says the agent. "I can do things for ya! I think I can get you a show on TV." (This was the early sixties.)

    "By the way, what's your name?"

    The young man, proud and excited, exclaims, "Penis Van Lesbian."

    "'Scuse me?" questions the agent.

    "My name is Penis Van Lesbian," again replies the young man.

    "Hey I'm sorry kid, you're gonna have to change your name, nobody is gonna hire you with a name like Penis Van Lesbian." Well, the young man is crestfallen but steadfastly refuses to change his name, so he leaves to find another agent.

    A few months later he returns to the same agent. "Hey kid! Good to see ya again!" says the agent, "Are ya still looking for work? Have ya changed your name?"

    With his head hanging low the young man replies "Yes. Every agent in town turned me down because of my name, Penis Van Lesbian. So I've changed it."

    "Great kid, great! What's your new name?"

    "Dick Van Dyke"



    Huh?
    What?
    I mean . . . .
    But . . . .

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    I think you're pullin' my leg lol










    You are the reason
    for most of my smiles ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    I think you're pullin' my leg lol
    I think that would be enjoyable - maybe even for both of us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixsurguy View Post
    I think that would be enjoyable - maybe even for both of us.
    might as well grab the other one then lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    might as well grab the other one then lol

    My thoughts exactly!!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixsurguy View Post

    My thoughts exactly!!!!!
    I suspected as much ... lol

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    A lesbian goes to a nutritionist because she has indigestion.

    The nutritionist says "It’s simple - you are what you eat".

    so the lesbian turns to her and says...

    "Are you calling me a cunt?"

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    i said to a lesbian,i would not mind smelling you girlfriends minge.she turned to me and opened her mouth and went "HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH,they you go lad, nice was it."



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