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Damn!! Everybody has fewer heart attacks than Americans
After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the
final word on nutrition and health: 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. 5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you, but the Government is trying to correct the problem.
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07-28-2008, 02:30 PM
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I'd rather eat, drink and make Mary. She's reputed to be pretty damned good.
 
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Hmm, two at once would probably get me indigestion (and perhaps bruises?). 
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But not stupid - so no threesomes.
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 looks like it's you and me babe lol can ya deal??? lol 
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