practice makes perfect ...

**squirt** · 07-29-2008, 12:55 PM

A guy meets a childhood pal: "What are you doing for yourself these days?"

I'm a fireman.

Oh yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman.

Well, if you want some good advice, you've got to install in your house a pole that will go to the basement so you kid can practice, 'cause the hardest thing for a fireman is to jump off into space and catch that pole in the middle of the night.

Ten years later, the two guys happen to meet again: "Well, did your son become a fireman?"

"No, but I have two daughters who are exotic dancers

Don'tLikeStinkingThinking · 07-29-2008, 01:21 PM

Well they sound like "fire" women if you will!

**squirt** · 07-29-2008, 01:25 PM

they know all about pole position ... lol

Don'tLikeStinkingThinking · 07-29-2008, 01:29 PM

and it sounds like they have a fire in the hole! *giggling!*

**squirt** · 07-29-2008, 01:32 PM

more hose, more hose! lmao

Don'tLikeStinkingThinking · 07-29-2008, 01:43 PM

Hose' Cuervo? lol...

**squirt** · 07-29-2008, 01:50 PM

don't mind if I do, pour two! lol

Don'tLikeStinkingThinking · 07-29-2008, 02:15 PM

Two for you and I will have my green tea abit early for me. Hell, I would be drunk by 2:00 my time and that leads to a very, very early bedtime and all sleep or making an ass of myself! lol!

**squirt** · 07-29-2008, 02:20 PM

party pooper lol

Don'tLikeStinkingThinking · 07-29-2008, 02:26 PM

I don't need alcohol to partay...lol...Oh for the scent of a women!

07-29-2008, 12:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 250,083	practice makes perfect ... A guy meets a childhood pal: "What are you doing for yourself these days?" I'm a fireman. Oh yeah? My 15-year-old kid wants to be a fireman. Well, if you want some good advice, you've got to install in your house a pole that will go to the basement so you kid can practice, 'cause the hardest thing for a fireman is to jump off into space and catch that pole in the middle of the night. Ten years later, the two guys happen to meet again: "Well, did your son become a fireman?" "No, but I have two daughters who are exotic dancers __________________

07-29-2008, 01:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Don'tLikeStinkingThinking Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 2,004	Well they sound like "fire" women if you will! __________________ Merci Sadie

07-29-2008, 01:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
Don'tLikeStinkingThinking Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 2,004	and it sounds like they have a fire in the hole! giggling! __________________ Merci Sadie

07-29-2008, 01:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
Don'tLikeStinkingThinking Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 2,004	Hose' Cuervo? lol... __________________ Merci Sadie

07-29-2008, 02:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
Don'tLikeStinkingThinking Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 2,004	Two for you and I will have my green tea abit early for me. Hell, I would be drunk by 2:00 my time and that leads to a very, very early bedtime and all sleep or making an ass of myself! lol! __________________ Merci Sadie

07-29-2008, 01:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 250,083	they know all about pole position ... lol

07-29-2008, 01:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 250,083	more hose, more hose! lmao

07-29-2008, 01:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 250,083	don't mind if I do, pour two! lol

07-29-2008, 02:20 PM	#9 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 250,083	party pooper lol

07-29-2008, 02:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
Don'tLikeStinkingThinking Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 2,004	I don't need alcohol to partay...lol...Oh for the scent of a women! __________________ Merci Sadie

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