Hungry Crocodiles

[ern59]

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near
> > the lake.
> >
> > The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I
> > can't understand how
> > you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age;
> > we were the same size
> > as kids. I just don't get it.'
> >
> > 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been
> > eating?'
> >
> > 'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.
> >
> >
> > 'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
> >
> > 'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot
> > by the Capitol.'
> >
> > 'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'
> >
> > 'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and
> > wait for one to unlock
> > the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake
> > the shit out of
> > them and eat 'em!'
> >
> > 'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see
> > your problem. You're not
> > getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish
> > shaking the shit
> > out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an
> > asshole and a briefcase

[squirt]

but if you don't, they leave a shitty taste in your mouth lol

[stevent222]

Originally Posted by squirt

but if you don't, they leave a shitty taste in your mouth lol

PRICELESS !

[squirt]

*smooches*