You S O B!

[mazbut]

You S O B!



A guy was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.

'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' replied.

'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.

'Yup,' replied the drunk.

'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.

'Watch,' he replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment...

Suddenly, a voice on the other side of the wall screamed, "You S O B! It's three-fifteen in the morning!"

[squirt]

works like a charm! lol

[sunburstlespaulhero1989]

Should have used "Son of a Gun!"

[Pixsurguy]

Originally Posted by mazbut

You S O B!



A guy was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.

'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.

'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' replied.

'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.

'Yup,' replied the drunk.

'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.

'Watch,' he replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment...

Suddenly, a voice on the other side of the wall screamed, "You S O B! It's three-fifteen in the morning!"

I'll bet that I've heard this joke a dozen times before but I crack up every damned time. It is a classic that is worth retelling. Thank you friend.!!!