That'll Shut Her Up......

LAWRENCE · 08-01-2008, 08:39 PM

A very nervous man, accompanied by his nagging wife, was examined by a doctor. After checking the chart and listening to the wife's ceaseless chatter, he nodded and wrote the man a prescription for a powerful tranquilizer.

The man asked, "How often do I take these?"

"Let's start off with once every six hours. But they're not for you," replied the doctor. "They're for your wife."

**squirt** · 08-01-2008, 08:47 PM

that should put her out of his misery lol

hortysir · 08-01-2008, 08:52 PM

dowt it....

**squirt** · 08-01-2008, 08:53 PM

well, it'll give him some quiet time lol

hortysir · 08-01-2008, 09:07 PM

if he keeps her mouth full, she can't talk!!!!

**squirt** · 08-01-2008, 09:12 PM

there's one thing wrong with that theory lol teeth ...

hortysir · 08-01-2008, 09:24 PM

Take 'em owt...

**squirt** · 08-01-2008, 09:31 PM

lmao ... mine can't be taken out, can yours? lol

I'm just sayin' that if he tries to shove that in her mouth to keep her quiet, he's likely to get bitten lol

hortysir · 08-01-2008, 10:18 PM

Grandpa's can...not mine...

**squirt** · 08-01-2008, 10:20 PM

I'm not really sure how I feel about that, I've never been gummed lol

08-01-2008, 08:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
LAWRENCE Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: VANCOUVER ISLAND CANADA Posts: 6,137	That'll Shut Her Up...... A very nervous man, accompanied by his nagging wife, was examined by a doctor. After checking the chart and listening to the wife's ceaseless chatter, he nodded and wrote the man a prescription for a powerful tranquilizer. The man asked, "How often do I take these?" "Let's start off with once every six hours. But they're not for you," replied the doctor. "They're for your wife." __________________ ******************

08-01-2008, 08:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 250,083	that should put her out of his misery lol __________________

08-01-2008, 08:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 4,523	dowt it.... __________________

08-01-2008, 09:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 4,523	if he keeps her mouth full, she can't talk!!!! __________________

08-01-2008, 09:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 4,523	Take 'em owt... __________________

08-01-2008, 08:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 250,083	well, it'll give him some quiet time lol

08-01-2008, 09:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 250,083	there's one thing wrong with that theory lol teeth ...

08-01-2008, 09:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 250,083	lmao ... mine can't be taken out, can yours? lol I'm just sayin' that if he tries to shove that in her mouth to keep her quiet, he's likely to get bitten lol

08-01-2008, 10:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
hortysir Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: South...Thank God! Posts: 4,523	Grandpa's can...not mine... __________________

08-01-2008, 10:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 250,083	I'm not really sure how I feel about that, I've never been gummed lol

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