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Old 08-19-2008, 12:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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'Of course I won't laugh,' the doctor said. 'I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' Penn said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen.

It couldn't have been the size of a peanut. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor.

Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

'I'm so sorry, 'Said the doctor, 'I really am..... I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again.
Now what seems to be the problem?'

'It's swollen,' Penn replied
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I'm not laughing ... much lol

... bless his heart lol
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Old 08-19-2008, 12:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm not laughing ... much lol

... bless his heart lol

Bless his heart? No way - you KNOW that he'll have his revenge.
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Bless his heart? No way - you KNOW that he'll have his revenge.
like what? lol I mean, what can he do? it's not the doc's fault lol
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like what? lol I mean, what can he do? it's not the doc's fault lol
I'm talkin' about Penn. hehehehehe
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I'm talkin' about Penn. hehehehehe
oh lol if he even sees it, he doesn't make it to this forum much lol
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Pix I'm real curious hun..lol.Did you put Penn's name in there? He'll get you for sure..hehehe.
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Pix I'm real curious hun..lol.Did you put Penn's name in there? He'll get you for sure..hehehe.
Who me? Well perish the thought. hehehehe
Actually, the joke had my real first name in it, so I changed the name to protect the guilty.
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Who me? Well perish the thought. hehehehe
Actually, the joke had my real first name in it, so I changed the name to protect the guilty.
Ohhhhh my you are sooooo bad...hehehe.
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Ohhhhh my you are sooooo bad...hehehe.

Nooooooo! I'm merely playful. hehehehehe
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