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Old 08-19-2008, 07:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.

After recapturing the kangaroo, the zookeeper put up a ten-foot fence. Again the kangaroo was out the next morning, roaming around the zoo. So the fence was extended to twenty feet. But again the kangaroo was out the next morning.

Frustrated zoo officials built a fence forty feet high.

A camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How much higher do you think they'll go?"

The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet I guess -- unless somebody starts locking the gate!"
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Old 08-19-2008, 08:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL! Should be interesting
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Old 08-19-2008, 08:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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you think they would be smarter?
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Old 08-19-2008, 09:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That's one clever kangaroo..lol.
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Old 08-19-2008, 10:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL! Should be interesting
Seems Hoppy the Kangaroo is smarter than the people who work at the Zoo! LOL!
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you think they would be smarter?
They will figure it out sooner or later! LOL!
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That's one clever kangaroo..lol.
Silly Kangaroo is having fun with them! LOL!
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They will figure it out sooner or later! LOL!

maybe when they quit having those "1 thing fixes all" moments!
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maybe when they quit having those "1 thing fixes all" moments!
They need to do a better job of checking the gate out! LOL!
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I have to thinks 'bout that one.....



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