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Old 08-20-2008, 06:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Grade 5 rhymes

The grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes
with their names.

First up was Dan. A very adventurous child.

My name is Dan,
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to India and Japan,
If I can, If I can, If I can.

Very good she said to Dan. She then told Sally that it now was her turn.

My name is Sally,
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby
If I can, if I can, if I can.

That is good Sally, she said. But maybe one day you will change your mind.
Next up was Sam he was the naughty one in the class.

My name is Sam,
When I grow up to be a man,
Never mind India and Japan,
I gonna help Sally with her plan,
I know I can.
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lmbo ..God love him, at least he has a plan..
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a casanova in the making lol
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Awwwwww that is so sweet..hehehe.
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