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Old 08-20-2008, 11:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Icon15 The Naughty Doctor!

Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of shame was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear that soothing voice trying to reassure him:

"Howard, don't worry about it. You're not the first doctor to sleep with one of your patients and you won't be the last. And, you're single. So just let it go."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality:

"Howard, you're a veterinarian...."
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Old 08-20-2008, 11:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
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he is going to be really depressed! hope no police guys findout about it.
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Old 08-20-2008, 12:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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he is going to be really depressed! hope no police guys findout about it.
Now he's a animal lover! LOL!
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Now he's a animal lover! LOL!
to the extreme!
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Old 08-20-2008, 12:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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to the extreme!
Must have been pretty important to him. LOL!
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Must have been pretty important to him. LOL!

a top priority!
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LOL! That is sooooo strange! But if he is happy...........
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a top priority!
Gives new meaning to keeping the customer happy! LOL!
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LOL! That is sooooo strange! But if he is happy...........
I was with a lady before I considered a real animal! LOL!
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Old 08-20-2008, 01:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Doesn't sound like he's going to stop anytime soon..LOL.
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