Must be Dead...

LAWRENCE · 08-20-2008, 11:47 AM

An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and she says, "Don't touch me!"

"Why not?"

"Because I'm dead."

"What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another."

"No, I'm definitely dead."

"You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"

"Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts."

**squirt** · 08-20-2008, 12:47 PM

that means nothing's stiff ... lol

Seti · 08-21-2008, 04:00 AM

08-20-2008, 11:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
LAWRENCE Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: VANCOUVER ISLAND CANADA Posts: 6,137	Must be Dead... An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand and she says, "Don't touch me!" "Why not?" "Because I'm dead." "What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another." "No, I'm definitely dead." "You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?" "Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts." __________________ ******************

08-20-2008, 12:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 250,083	that means nothing's stiff ... lol __________________

08-21-2008, 04:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
Seti Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 297	Maxine Says..... __________________

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