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    Talking The Best Carnation Milk Slogan Award!!!

    A little lade from Newfoundland had worked in and around family dairy
    since she was old enough to walk with hours of hard work and little
    When the new-on-market canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery
    stores, approximately in the 1940s, she read an advertisement offering
    $5000. for the best slogan.
    The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with
    "Carnation Milk is best of all."
    She said to herself, "I know all about milk and dairy farms.I can do
    She sent in her entry and about a week later, a black limo drove up in
    front of her house.
    A man got out and said, "Carnation loved your entry
    so much, we are here to award you $1000, even though we will never be
    able to use it."
    Here is her entry:
    "Carnation milk is best of all, no tits to pull, no shit to haul, no
    buckets to wash, no hay to pitch, just poke a hole in the

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    Do I sense a little sarcasm in here entry? Or is it just me?

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    lol great one

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