Cleaning the Outhouse

Iceman · 08-27-2008, 08:21 PM

Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills.

Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes into the house and tells Ma that he doesn't know what to do to empty the hole.

Ma says, "Why don't you go ask the young'n down the road? He must be smart 'cause he's a college gradjyate." So Pa drives down to the neighbor's house and asks him, "Mr. College gradjyate, my outhouse hole is full, and I don't know what to do to empty it."

The young'n tells him, "Get yourself two sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse. Put them both under the outhouse and light them both at the same time.

The first one will go off and shoot the outhouse in the air. While it's in the air the second one will then go off and spread the poop all across your farm, fertilizing your ground.

The outhouse should then come back down to the same spot atop the now-empty hole."

Pa thanks the neighbor, then drives to the hardware store and picks up two sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse. He goes home and puts them under the outhouse. He then lights them and runs behind a tree.

All of a sudden, Ma comes running out of the house and into the outhouse!

Off goes the first stick of dynamite, shooting the outhouse into the air.

BOOM! Off goes the second stick of dynamite, spreading poop all over the farm.

Then, WHAM! The outhouse comes crashing back down atop the hole.

Pa races to the outhouse, throws open the door and asks, "Ma, are you all right?"

As she pulls up her panties she says ,,,,,,,,,,,

"Yeah, but I'm sure glad I didn't fart in the kitchen!"

Huggies · 08-27-2008, 08:36 PM

OMG!!! That would of been real shitty if it were in the kitchen...LOL.Great post babe..I love it.

**squirt** · 08-27-2008, 08:46 PM

bet he blows it lol and tells her about the dynamite lol

Iceman · 08-27-2008, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggies

OMG!!! That would of been real shitty if it were in the kitchen...LOL.Great post babe..I love it.

Thank you sweetheart...It would have been a shitty mess to clean up.

Iceman · 08-27-2008, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

bet he blows it lol and tells her about the dynamite lol

I wouldn't doubt it, he don't seem real intelligent...lol

**squirt** · 08-27-2008, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Iceman

I wouldn't doubt it, he don't seem real intelligent...lol

lmao ... and that's the truth-th-th-th-th-th-th lol

Iceman · 08-28-2008, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by squirt

lmao ... and that's the truth-th-th-th-th-th-th lol

Have you ever used an outhouse?

**squirt** · 08-28-2008, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Iceman

Have you ever used an outhouse?

does a porta potty count as an outhouse? lol

Huggies · 08-28-2008, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Iceman

Thank you sweetheart...It would have been a shitty mess to clean up.

I still think he should of asked someone else when he got that reply about the dynamite.He sure wasn't very bright to begin with.Takes all kinds...LOL.

buttercups · 08-28-2008, 02:06 PM

LOL! What a thrill she must have had!

08-27-2008, 08:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
Iceman Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 15,289	Cleaning the Outhouse Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living out on a farm up in the hills. Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes into the house and tells Ma that he doesn't know what to do to empty the hole. Ma says, "Why don't you go ask the young'n down the road? He must be smart 'cause he's a college gradjyate." So Pa drives down to the neighbor's house and asks him, "Mr. College gradjyate, my outhouse hole is full, and I don't know what to do to empty it." The young'n tells him, "Get yourself two sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse. Put them both under the outhouse and light them both at the same time. The first one will go off and shoot the outhouse in the air. While it's in the air the second one will then go off and spread the poop all across your farm, fertilizing your ground. The outhouse should then come back down to the same spot atop the now-empty hole." Pa thanks the neighbor, then drives to the hardware store and picks up two sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse. He goes home and puts them under the outhouse. He then lights them and runs behind a tree. All of a sudden, Ma comes running out of the house and into the outhouse! Off goes the first stick of dynamite, shooting the outhouse into the air. BOOM! Off goes the second stick of dynamite, spreading poop all over the farm. Then, WHAM! The outhouse comes crashing back down atop the hole. Pa races to the outhouse, throws open the door and asks, "Ma, are you all right?" As she pulls up her panties she says ,,,,,,,,,,, "Yeah, but I'm sure glad I didn't fart in the kitchen!" __________________

08-27-2008, 08:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
Huggies Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 8,282	OMG!!! That would of been real shitty if it were in the kitchen...LOL.Great post babe..I love it. __________________

08-27-2008, 08:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 250,083	bet he blows it lol and tells her about the dynamite lol __________________

08-28-2008, 02:06 PM	#10 (permalink)
buttercups Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in my own world Posts: 22,779	LOL! What a thrill she must have had! __________________

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