Drinking Buddies

[mountainlion20032003]

A couple of drinking buddies who are airplane mechanics
are in a hangar at JFK New York. It's fogged in and they
have nothing to do.

One of them says to the other, "Man, have you got
anything to drink?"

The other one says, "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet
fuel, and it will kinda give you a buzz." So they do
drink it, get smashed and have a great time, like only
drinking buddies can.

The following morning, one of the men wakes up and he
just knows his head will explode if he gets up, but it
doesn't. He gets up and feels good. In fact, he feels
great! No hangover!

The phone rings. It's his buddy. The buddy says, "Hey, how
do you feel?"

"Great", he said! "Just great"! The buddy says, "Yeah, I
feel great too, and no hangover. That jet fuel stuff is
great. We should do this more often!

"Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing . . . "

"What's that?"

"Did you fart yet?"

"No . . . "

"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Phoenix."

[sunburstlespaulhero1989]

in WWII sailors used to drink Torpedo fuel when they ran out of water!

[Huggies]

That sure is powerful stuff..lol.

[mountainlion20032003]

Originally Posted by sunburstlespaulhero1989

in WWII sailors used to drink Torpedo fuel when they ran out of water!

Never heard of it before! LOL!

[mountainlion20032003]

Originally Posted by Huggies

That sure is powerful stuff..lol.

LOL! When I read this one I had tears in my eyes laughing so hard! ROFLMAO!

[sunburstlespaulhero1989]

Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003

Never heard of it before! LOL!

I wonder if it is better than jet fuel!

[mountainlion20032003]

Originally Posted by sunburstlespaulhero1989

I wonder if it is better than jet fuel!

Kinda curious myself, probably tastes like Tequila! LOL!

[sunburstlespaulhero1989]

Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003

Kinda curious myself, probably tastes like Tequila! LOL!

I am sure if I asked a vet, they might tell me, or I could google how to make it!

[crhend]

Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003

A couple of drinking buddies who are airplane mechanics
are in a hangar at JFK New York. It's fogged in and they
have nothing to do.

One of them says to the other, "Man, have you got
anything to drink?"

The other one says, "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet
fuel, and it will kinda give you a buzz." So they do
drink it, get smashed and have a great time, like only
drinking buddies can.

The following morning, one of the men wakes up and he
just knows his head will explode if he gets up, but it
doesn't. He gets up and feels good. In fact, he feels
great! No hangover!

The phone rings. It's his buddy. The buddy says, "Hey, how
do you feel?"

"Great", he said! "Just great"! The buddy says, "Yeah, I
feel great too, and no hangover. That jet fuel stuff is
great. We should do this more often!

"Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing . . . "

"What's that?"

"Did you fart yet?"

"No . . . "

"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Phoenix."

Sounds like rocket fuel...lmbo

[crhend]

Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003

Never heard of it before! LOL!

This was originally nearly pure Ethyl Alcohol. Then the Sub commanders complained about the sailors drinking the fuel so additives were put in to try and stop it's consumption.