Doggy Dictionary:

mountainlion20032003 · 09-12-2008, 02:19 AM

Doggy Dictionary LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling
you to lead your person where you want him/her to go.

DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white
bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered
couch in the living room.

DROOL: what you do when your persons have food and
you don't. To do this properly you must sit as close
as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to
the floor, or better yet, on their laps.

SNIFF: A social custom to use when you greet other
dogs. Place your nose as close as you can to the
other dog's rear end and inhale deeply. Repeat
several times, or until your person makes you stop.

GARBAGE CAN: A container which your neighbors put
out once a week to test your ingenuity. You must
stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid
off with your nose. If you do it right you are
rewarded with margarine wrappers to shred, beef
bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread.

BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented
for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum
aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and
dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few
yards. The person then swerves and falls into the
bushes, and you prance away.

DEAFNESS: This is a malady which affects dogs when
their person wants them in and they want to stay
out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person,
then running in the opposite direction, or lying down.

THUNDER: This is a signal that the world is coming
to an end. Humans remain amazingly calm during
thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of
impending danger by trembling uncontrollably,
panting, rolling your eyes wildly, and following
at their heels.

WASTEBASKET: This is a dog toy filled with paper,
envelopes, and old candy wrappers. When you get
bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers
all over the house until your person comes home.
They will very kindly put all the toys back in
the basket for next time.

SOFAS: Are to dogs like napkins are to people.
After eating it is polite to run up and down
the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean.

BATH: This is a process by which humans drench
the floor, walls and themselves. You can help
by shaking vigorously and frequently.

LEAN: Every good dog's response to the command
"sit!", especially if your person is dressed
for an evening out. Incredibly effective before
black-tie events.

BUMP: The best way to get your human's attention
when they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea.

GOOSE BUMP: A maneuver to use as a last resort
when the regular Bump (see above) doesn't get
the attention you require. Especially effective
when combined with The Sniff. See above.

LOVE: Is a feeling of intense affection, given
freely and without restriction. The best way you
can show your love is to wag your tail. If
you're lucky, a human will love you in return.

brilor · 09-12-2008, 04:24 AM

Woof woof!

sunburstlespaulhero1989 · 09-12-2008, 09:09 AM

WASTEBASKET: This is a dog toy filled with paper,
envelopes, and old candy wrappers. When you get
bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers
all over the house until your person comes home.
They will very kindly put all the toys back in
the basket for next time.

my dog used to do that like no tommorow!

Huggies · 09-12-2008, 11:22 AM

DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white
bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered
couch in the living room.
I love this one because it's so very true...lol.

mountainlion20032003 · 09-12-2008, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brilor

Woof woof!

Bow Wow too! LMAO!

mountainlion20032003 · 09-12-2008, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunburstlespaulhero1989

WASTEBASKET: This is a dog toy filled with paper,
envelopes, and old candy wrappers. When you get
bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers
all over the house until your person comes home.
They will very kindly put all the toys back in
the basket for next time.

my dog used to do that like no tommorow!

You were kind to him right? LOL!

mountainlion20032003 · 09-12-2008, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggies

DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white

bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered
couch in the living room.
I love this one because it's so very true...lol.

My Dog used to lay on the couch but broke him of that! LOL!

sunburstlespaulhero1989 · 09-12-2008, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003

You were kind to him right? LOL!

told him not to do that since it multipies germs like rabbits!

mountainlion20032003 · 09-13-2008, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sunburstlespaulhero1989

told him not to do that since it multipies germs like rabbits!

Good man, that's cool then.

09-12-2008, 02:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 74,461 Rep Power: 3493	Doggy Dictionary: Doggy Dictionary LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. DROOL: what you do when your persons have food and you don't. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps. SNIFF: A social custom to use when you greet other dogs. Place your nose as close as you can to the other dog's rear end and inhale deeply. Repeat several times, or until your person makes you stop. GARBAGE CAN: A container which your neighbors put out once a week to test your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread. BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards. The person then swerves and falls into the bushes, and you prance away. DEAFNESS: This is a malady which affects dogs when their person wants them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down. THUNDER: This is a signal that the world is coming to an end. Humans remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of impending danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly, and following at their heels. WASTEBASKET: This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old candy wrappers. When you get bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers all over the house until your person comes home. They will very kindly put all the toys back in the basket for next time. SOFAS: Are to dogs like napkins are to people. After eating it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean. BATH: This is a process by which humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently. LEAN: Every good dog's response to the command "sit!", especially if your person is dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective before black-tie events. BUMP: The best way to get your human's attention when they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea. GOOSE BUMP: A maneuver to use as a last resort when the regular Bump (see above) doesn't get the attention you require. Especially effective when combined with The Sniff. See above. LOVE: Is a feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If you're lucky, a human will love you in return. __________________ Thanks Sexysadie!

09-12-2008, 09:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
sunburstlespaulhero1989 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Michigan Posts: 5,202 Blog Entries: 1 Rep Power: 427	WASTEBASKET: This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old candy wrappers. When you get bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers all over the house until your person comes home. They will very kindly put all the toys back in the basket for next time. my dog used to do that like no tommorow! __________________

09-12-2008, 11:22 AM	#4 (permalink)
Huggies Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 9,917 Rep Power: 615	DOG BED: any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. I love this one because it's so very true...lol. __________________

09-12-2008, 04:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 53,147 Rep Power: 2193	Woof woof!