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Old 09-17-2008, 07:54 PM   #1 (permalink)
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When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.

When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law AFTER the criminal has been arrested, we call him a defense attorney.



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Old 09-17-2008, 10:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-17-2008, 10:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Truer words were never spoken..LOL.
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Old 09-17-2008, 10:52 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lmbo..I knew dat!
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Old 09-18-2008, 01:51 AM   #5 (permalink)
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makes sense!
I will get back to ya on it after I consult my attorney. LOL!
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Old 09-18-2008, 01:54 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Truer words were never spoken..LOL.
Sure glad I don't have to deal with the Lawyers or as a buddy of mine says Liars! LMAO!
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Old 09-18-2008, 01:56 AM   #7 (permalink)
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lmbo..I knew dat!
You are a pretty smart lady Sexy One!
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I will get back to ya on it after I consult my attorney. LOL!

that can't be good for me!
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Old 09-18-2008, 06:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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that can't be good for me!
LOL! You are fine buddy, I just wanted my Attorneys opinion on what it said!
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When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.

When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law AFTER the criminal has been arrested, we call him a defense attorney.




Ooooh - revenge is mine sayeth the Pix. hehehehehe


I'm gonna send your horrific, atrocious, demonic, false, misleading, satanist (puff, puff, pant, pant - lemme get my breath back here ) bit of character assassination to every lawyer within a hundred miles of your home town. Jes' you wait until you get that next parking ticket, etc. Have you thought about the fact that judges are lawyers, too?? Well . . . have ya; punk? [Dirty Harry would have been on my side, too. hehehe]They'll send you away for fifty years for parking by that hydrant, you miscreant, you !!!!
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