4 Questions From Stanley!!

Huggies · 09-20-2008, 04:48 PM

4 Questions From Stanley

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. 'Stanley,' responds the little boy. 'And what is your question, Stanley?'

'I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?' Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, 'OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?' Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name. 'Little Johnnie' he responds. 'And what is your question, Little Johnnie?'

'Actually Sir, I have 6 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the FUCK happened to Stanley?'

**squirt** · 09-20-2008, 05:03 PM

they'll never tell lol

sexysadie · 09-20-2008, 05:08 PM

Bye bye Little Johnny!..lmbo..Rrrrringggg!

Huggies · 09-20-2008, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

they'll never tell lol

I doubt it very much either..lol.

Huggies · 09-20-2008, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by sexysadie

Bye bye Little Johnny!..lmbo..Rrrrringggg!

:inlov e:

Ohh yes and where is Stanley? lol.

sexysadie · 09-20-2008, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Huggies

Ohh yes and where is Stanley? lol.

..I don't know, but at least now he'll have Johnny to keep him company..lol

Don'tLikeStinkingThinking · 09-20-2008, 06:04 PM

Huggies that is one of the best I have heard in a while...this will go out to all 3 people that like me lol...oh yes two since you already have it

A Fricken hoot!

James *smooch X 20 for that one!*

Huggies · 09-20-2008, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by sexysadie

..I don't know, but at least now he'll have Johnny to keep him company..lol

He doesn't know what he's in for now..lol.

Huggies · 09-20-2008, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Don'tLikeStinkingThinking

Huggies that is one of the best I have heard in a while...this will go out to all 3 people that like me lol...oh yes two since you already have it

A Fricken hoot!

James *smooch X 20 for that one!*

Thank you sweetie..I roared when I first read it..glad you got a kick out it...lol.

Smooches right back xxx.

sunburstlespaulhero1989 · 09-20-2008, 10:42 PM

I wonder how little Johnny found that out, it seems he knows too much for his own good!

09-20-2008, 04:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
Huggies Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 8,282	4 Questions From Stanley!! 4 Questions From Stanley George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. 'Stanley,' responds the little boy. 'And what is your question, Stanley?' 'I have 4 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?' Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, 'OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?' Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name. 'Little Johnnie' he responds. 'And what is your question, Little Johnnie?' 'Actually Sir, I have 6 questions: First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And sixth, what the FUCK happened to Stanley?' __________________

09-20-2008, 05:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 250,083	they'll never tell lol __________________

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sexysadie Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: In my little corner of the world! Posts: 35,163	Bye bye Little Johnny!..lmbo..Rrrrringggg! __________________

09-20-2008, 06:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
Don'tLikeStinkingThinking Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 2,004	Huggies that is one of the best I have heard in a while...this will go out to all 3 people that like me lol...oh yes two since you already have it A Fricken hoot! James smooch X 20 for that one! __________________ Merci Sadie

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sunburstlespaulhero1989 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Western Saline, Michigan Posts: 4,466 Blog Entries: 1	I wonder how little Johnny found that out, it seems he knows too much for his own good! __________________

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