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Old 09-22-2008, 07:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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"Leopold looked up at the arrow piercing the skin of the dirigible with a sort of wondrous dismay -- the wheezy shriek was just the sort of sound he always imagined a baby moose being beaten with a pair of accordions might make."

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ROFLMFAO ... where's a bullshit protector when ya need one!? lmao
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ROFLMFAO ... where's a bullshit protector when ya need one!? lmao
I have a spray can of Bullshit Repellent (appropriately labeled in large print)that sits on my desk for use on opposing lawyers or salesmen. hehehehehe
It usually gets a laugh when I spray it (just compressed air).
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lmao ... nice tension breaker! lmao
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So are you when nekkid. hehehehehe
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So are you when nekkid. hehehehehe
I've found the opposite to be true lol
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