10-20-2008, 07:07 AM
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The Drunk!
Wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the
door. 'Stay where you are,' she said. 'He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me.' Sure enough, the husband got into bed,but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife: 'Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What's going on?' 'Nonsense,' said the wife. 'You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there.' The husband climbed out of bed and counted. 'One, two, three, four. You're right, I am so sorry my love.' !!! 
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10-25-2008, 03:10 PM
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What is a breathanalyzer?
"Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next barstool."Well, I'd have to say it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much," answered the equally wasted gent."Ah hell, whaddya know? I've been married to one of those for years and years now!"
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